Wanted:

WANTED: Dead or Alive–but only alive candidates will be considered

Fun-loving college student seeking man to date.
Qualifications: Must be an attractive man, preferably taller than 5’8″, .
Must be okay with nerdy topics like punctuation, weather, and
occasional physical science references. Willing to put up with lack
of music and movie knowledge, and eager to share music and movie
knowledge with me.  Kind of crazy, but not too crazy, NICE and fun.
Must be in the Utah County Area. Applicants must be able to provide
their own transportation. Quirkiness is highly encouraged.

Cannot be self-righteous, a rap singer, or an aspiring plumber.
Applicants with an overzealous nature need not apply.

Interested Applicants should contact Liz for further details.

 

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One thought on “Wanted:

  1. I wonder how much it would cost to run this in the classified section of the Daily Universe? Personally, I think it would make a great Christmas gift from your mom.

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