You remember that scene in Mulan, where Shang interrogates Mulan about her name, after she causes the fight that spills all the rice? And after a few minutes she tells him that her name is Ping. Then she spits, and her saliva just kind of hangs there, all nasty-like.
Well, I always assumed I probably wouldn’t be much better at spitting to show off. I mean, I’ve never really practiced that sort of skill. And by never really practiced, I mean I have actually never practiced.
Well, this week I proved that hypothesis wrong.
Spoiler Alert: This gets a tad gross. Not too gross, but a tad gross.
Having the good dental hygiene that I do, I was rinsing my mouth out with mouthwash after brushing AND flossing. I spit my mouthwash out with so much oomph that it splashed back into my eyes. (That hurts, for the record.)
Take that Ping! Or Mulan!
(And if I go blind in the future, it may be safe to assume that this may have been a factor….)