Sleep: Something everyone needs and no one seems to be able to get enough of. I think I’m one of the weirdest sleepers I know. Want proof?
First of all, and least weird of all, I have weird dreams. Weird weird weird dreams. All the time.
Second of all, I sometimes wake up and get ready when I’m not supposed to wake up and get ready
Once, when I was probably in the eighth grade, I went to bed early (at like 8pm) one night, because I had a headache. Well, what I thought was the next morning to get ready for school. I got dressed. Made myself a bowl of cheerios. Then, I looked at a clock. It was 9:30 pm. Yeah. I am weird.
I have been known to draw, talk, and turn on random lights, all while sleeping.
I once drew all over my sheets with a dry erase marker, and turned on a lamp at 4 am.
Once, I was rooming with a good friend of mine, and we had a whole conversation about things that were purple. While we were both half asleep, (after having been sound asleep) and I apparently asked her what were somethings that were purple. We then proceeded to discuss cabbage, Barney, and grapes. Yes, this is weird.
Another time, that same roommate asked me in the middle of the night this question:
“Liz, when you were in high school, did you ever make dinner for Hitler? ”
I answered, “Um…no.”
Then she asked, “Well, what about that other Dutch dictator?”
She replied, “Oh, I really thought you did. In your foods class.”
What are some weird things you’ve done in your sleep?